Moustachio allays the female throngs

Now please, ladies. You're gonna have to calm down. Please, I beg you! Try your best to collect yourselves, for everyone's sake here. We don't want to make a scene now, do we? No, we definitely don't want that, and we don't need one, either. Like I said, you're all going to get a turn, don't worry. I ain't going anywhere. No, no, I promise. Just take a number, have a seat- yes, on those leather couches behind you is perfect, and I'll get to you all as soon as humanly possible. If you brought a book or some kind of reading material, I admire your forethought. I'm only one man, remember. Albeit a sexy, moustachio-clad man, but nevertheless, there's only one of me. OK, #725 please step forward and away we go...