Moratorium Addendum: Brokeback Humor

I am pleading for a cease and desist to all Brokeback Mountain-related humor. Any jokes that mention the phrase, "just can't quit you" are seriously played, my players, and are simply devoid of all humor whatsover by now, May of 2006. If you go the easy route, make the joke, and someone does indeed laugh, just know that you're not funny- it's merely a polite courtesy giggle at best.